Already tired of shopping and it’s only the beginning of December? Are you having a hard time coming up with new gift ideas — particularly ones which are easy on the pocketbook? No sweat — here’s the perfect gift. See if you can guess what it is.
- It’s small and requires no elaborate wrapping.
- It requires no batteries and it has no moving parts, so it can’t wear out.
- You can use it again and again and again, for many years to come.
- It’s one size fit’s all.
- It is equally appropriate for men, women, children, teens and seniors.
- It can help you do your homework or help you get a job.
- It allows you to virtually travel to anywhere in the world.
- It saves you money.
- It allows you to enjoy a vast array of vicarious experiences.
- It never goes out of style.
- No waiting in long lines.
- And best of all — it’s absolutely FREE!
You guys are smart, so I’m assuming you’ve already determined exactly what this perfect gift is – a library card! Just bring current id with your Davenport address (children under 18 also need to bring a parent to sign for them) and fill out an application today – it’s quick and easy!