{"id":8057,"date":"2010-08-25T06:00:52","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T12:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/?p=8057"},"modified":"2010-08-12T13:23:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T19:23:11","slug":"i-was-told-thered-be-cake-by-sloane-crosley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/i-was-told-thered-be-cake-by-sloane-crosley\/","title":{"rendered":"I Was Told There&#8217;d Be Cake by Sloane Crosley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/search.prairiecat.info\/?itemid=|library\/marc\/PALS-unicorn|2037324\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-8061\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/sloane-crosley.jpg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/sloane-crosley.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/sloane-crosley.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>As soon as I discovered that the first chapter of Sloane Crosley&#8217;s<a href=\"http:\/\/search.prairiecat.info\/?itemid=|library\/marc\/PALS-unicorn|2037324\" target=\"_blank\"> <strong><em>I Was Told There&#8217;d Be Cake<\/em><\/strong><\/a> was about her collection of plastic ponies, all gifted to her\u00a0by past boyfriends, I knew I was in for a random and hilarious read.\u00a0 The book is a collection of humorous essays about Crosley&#8217;s life, including everything including her quest to find out the true\u00a0meaning behind her name, starring as Mary in the camp Christmas play despite the fact that she&#8217;s Jewish, and her brief stint as a vegan.<\/p>\n<p>Crosley&#8217;s essays are witty and relatable.\u00a0 I know that as a child of the &#8217;90s, I appreciated her chapter-long ode to the computer game Oregon Trail.\u00a0 Because really, didn&#8217;t we all watch our oxen die as we tried to ford the river?\u00a0 Though some of the essays didn&#8217;t seem to go anywhere and forced me to do a bit of skimming, for the most part the book is very entertaining.\u00a0 One of my favorites was the story of her first real grown-up job in publishing and the suddenly evil boss she had to deal with.\u00a0 Her solution?\u00a0 Decorate a giant sugar cookie in the image of the boss&#8217; face and give it to her.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re looking for a good laugh, Sloane Crosley&#8217;s book is for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as I discovered that the first chapter of Sloane Crosley&#8217;s I Was Told There&#8217;d Be Cake was about her collection of plastic ponies, all gifted to her\u00a0by past boyfriends, I knew I was in for a random and hilarious read.\u00a0 The book is a collection of humorous essays<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/i-was-told-thered-be-cake-by-sloane-crosley\/\">[Read more]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[266,156,165],"class_list":["post-8057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-staff-picks","tag-coming-of-age","tag-growing-up","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pd0CXx-25X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8057"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8099,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8057\/revisions\/8099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.davenportlibrary.com\/reference\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}