All the Other Mothers Hate Me by Sarah Harman is the story of Florence Grimes, a broke single mother living in West London trying to figure out what to do with her life. Florence thought she had everything figured out. She was a member of a girl-band, but her career ended in scandal and humiliation. Now she lives in West London with her ten-year-old son Dylan. She spends her says laying on the couch, shuffling Dylan to and from school, and occasionally selling balloon arrangements to wealthy mothers.

When Dylan heads out to a field trip, Florence thinks it’s just another day until the school group chat blows up on her phone. One of the students has gone missing! Alfie, Dylan’s bully and heir to a massive frozen-food fortune, has disappeared while on the field trip. At first Florence is relieved when it isn’t Dylan who has gone missing, but her relief twists into terror when Dylan becomes the police’s main suspect. He couldn’t have done something so heinous, right? Except… Florence starts to think that maybe he could have. Dylan has always been a bit strange, plus Alfie was horrible to him. Maybe Dylan just snapped.

In order to clear Dylan’s name, Florence must find Alfie. She can’t lose Dylan. He is her only reason for living. Florence teams up with another school mom, but Florence has no useful skills to actually solve this crime. Needing to save Dylan and prove her doubts false, Florence has to dive into uncomfortable situations and behave like a responsible grown-up for once.

I checked out this book for two reasons: 1) the cover and 2) this quote, “The missing boy is 10-year-old Alfie Risby, and to be perfectly honest with you, he’s a little shit.” A grown-up describing a kid as a little shit cracked me up, so I knew I would enjoy this book. Florence is erratic and chaotic, while this book is full of dark humor and messy characters struggling to survive daily life. Florence tries to be an amateur sleuth and solve Alfie’s disappearance, but she is oh so very bad at it. After all the cozy mysteries I have read where non-police decide to solve crimes and are successful, it was nice to read about a woman who is a fumbling disaster.

This title is also available in large print.