Have a safe and happy holiday!
A newly discovered insect genus, liber vermis, is threatening library collections across the globe. This pest, which comes in various shapes and sizes, voraciously consumes books in large quantities, devastating carefully managed collections within a matter of days. Difficult to identify and nearly impossible to stop once it has begun attacking, the library world has been forced to take drastic action, beginning immediately.
Interim Library Director Amy Groskopf assures the public that Davenport Library will not give up without a fight. “Libraries have long been the repository of human thought. The potential loss could change the course of history. We must remain calm and united”.
Sadly, liber vermis has been detected near the Davenport Public Library and we are asking you, our loyal patrons, for your support during this difficult and potentially catastrophic crisis. Everyone will now be required to walk through a bleach spray bath (fairly low health risk) before entering the library. All patrons will be required to wear a face mask and disposable gloves (available for a small fee at the Customer Service desk)
Books and magazines can no longer leave the facility. Glass viewing boxes have been installed at all three Davenport libraries; the 12 most popular titles (as determined by our librarians) will be shown each month, with the pages turned once every hour. There will be no “turn backs” for slow readers or missed pages – you will need to wait for the next time the book is shown.
If you think that ebooks will save you, think again. Although it is still not clear exactly how the liber vermis destroys books, scientists believe they attack the actual word, not the material of the book. In fact, ebook words are far more vulnerable, and one infected book can wipe out an entire ebook collection within minutes!
The best way for you to fight this invasion is to memorize your favorite books. Then you can read and review them in the privacy of your own head as frequently as you wish, safe from invading liber vermis. Good luck.
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APRIL FOOL! Haha! There is no such insect called liber vermis (very badly translated Latin for book worm!) and, at least at this writing, there is no need for bleach baths or disposable gloves. Also, you are still free to touch and choose any book you would like to take home (provided you have a valid library card of course!).
This fake story was beginning to sound a little bit of a cross between George Orwell’s 1984 and Jasper Ford’s Thursday Next series wasn’t it?! It does help make you appreciate the great freedom we enjoy, to read what we want, when we want and to maintain free thought. That’s what libraries have always done best – open doors for everyone, no matter your education, interests or beliefs, there is a place for you at the library (again, so long as you are polite to all and bring back your library books!)
Happy April Fool’s Day!
The Davenport Public will be closed on Monday March 2nd for a Staff In-Service day. All buildings will re-open for their regular business hours on Tuesday March 3 – 9am to 5:30pm at Main and Eastern and noon to 8pm at Fairmount.
Remember, you can access our catalog and numerous reference databases through our website, davenportlibrary.com all day any day!
Unfamiliar with Zinio? Now is a great time to take a look at downloading full issues of great titles. Interested? Then be certain to create a new account and check out a magazine during your visit.
Heads up, even after creating an account, during your first checkout you’ll be asked to create an account for your downloads. Tip: Use the same username and passwords for both logins.
These issues are always available; no need for reserves. Once checked out, they stay on your account indefinitely, meaning you can go on a wild checkout spree, then read them at your convenience. Once finished, simply remove the issues from your account.
You’ll find both current and past issues are available. That is, back issue availability is based upon when our subscription began. You’ll even find older issues for magazines to which we no longer subscribe still available to you.
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The Davenport Public Library will be closed on Monday January 19 in observance of the Martin Luther King, Jr Holiday. All of our buildings will reopen on Tuesday January 20th their regular business hours – Main and Eastern Avenue 9am-5:30pm and the Fairmount Branch noon to 8pm.
Have a safe and happy holiday!